Hey bro! Guess what I bought with my moo-lah?
Is it a cookie?
No! Even better!
Guess what I got?
It’s a Helper-bot! I bought him because I’m too lazy to do chores and want someone else to do them for me.
Ummm… okay.
“H” for Helper-bot
FOREIGN CONTAMINANT DETECTED. ERADICATING. . .
FOREIGN SUBSTANCE DETECTED
Oh wow! It just went and started sweeping! Awesome! Maybe you finally bought something good for once!
Yeah! Wait, what do you mean by that?
Yay, it’s sweeping . . .
SPORE SPECIMEN DETECTED. ERADICATING…
Oh god! It’s attacking me! Ahhhhhh! I’m not filth! I’m a Toad! Toady, I changed my mind: you are a nincompoop!
Ack, it’s attacking me . . . I’m not dirt!
I’m so sorry bro! I just wanted to get out of doing chores! Whaaaaa!
The horror!
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