Hey bro! Guess what I bought with my moo-lah?
Is it a cookie?
No! Even better!
It’s a Helper-bot! I bought him because I’m too lazy to do chores and want someone else to do them for me.
FOREIGN CONTAMINANT DETECTED. ERADICATING. . .
Oh wow! It just went and started sweeping! Awesome! Maybe you finally bought something good for once!
Yeah! Wait, what do you mean by that?
SPORE SPECIMEN DETECTED. ERADICATING…
Oh god! It’s attacking me! Ahhhhhh! I’m not filth! I’m a Toad! Toady, I changed my mind: you are a nincompoop!
I’m so sorry bro! I just wanted to get out of doing chores! Whaaaaa!