Hey bro, check out this weird thing!
I think it’s called a “vacuum cleaner”. Someone must have been cleaning house (not us . . . hee, hee)
Hey this is actually kinda fun. Look at me! I climbed it bro!
Look at me! I’m hanging out. Get it? I’m hanging on the cord . . . Ha ha! I’m funny!
Wheeee . . . . this is fun. Good thing nothing bad will happen.
You said it bro. How could a vacuum be a bad thing?
Dear god! What’s happening?! It’s not just on . . . It’s alive!
Oh no! Why does this always happen to us!?
Heeeeeyyy! It’s caught my feet! My feet . . . my feet are stuck . . ! Help! Bro! Please help me!
Oh dear god! It’s still inhaling me! Brother, help me! It’s sucking my feet up into its innards . . . I can’t break free . . . brother . . . heeeellllp!!
I can’t . . . It’s got both of us! Ack! My face, my precious face . . . ! NOOOOOOOO!
Arrrrgh . . . **muffle, muffle**
Ha ha! My evil plan worked! Mwahahahaha!
Hello tasty lookin’. You’re the purrr-fect snack.
What? Hey you, furry whiskered thing . . . stop! No kitty . . . bad kitty. Don’t touch! Ugh!
Mmmmm . . . meow . . .