Edible Toad?

Hey bro, checkout this dessert type thing . . . what does it remind you of?

Is it cake?

Ummmm . . . is it a cake? It’s cake, isn’t it?

Of course it’s cake!

D’uh!  Of course it’s cake. But what kind of cake? Take a closer look.  Does it look familiar?

Does it look familiar?

Oh yeah, it’s a Toad cake! Cool.   🙂

Very cool 🙂

Wait, that’s not cool! What are they doin’ to that Toad cake bro?

Don’t worry bro.  It’s just some candles . . . to celebrate something . . . ummm, maybe its somebody’s birthday–or something . . .

I dunno bro.  I don’t like fire.  There’s fire on that cake.  Can’t be very good for the cake . . . . Wait bro, what’s that sharp knife thing doing to the cake?

Oh no!

Noooooo . . .  !!

Nooooo . . . !

You monsters!  How could anyone hurt a defenseless Toad?!

You monsters!

The horror . . . the horror . . . 😦

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Crazy Comics

Hey bro!  Look at this cool box! Let’s check it out!

What’s in this box?

No way hozay bro! I’m not getting beaten up again! Remember last time? That hurt!

I remember getting beaten up by super villains . . .

Right bro, good point. Hey, I got an idea.  Let’s get Eggerten to open it.

Shhhhh, don’t use his real name.  He’ll get all “octopi” on you.

Right bro.  Hey Eggy! Get over here and check out this box for us!

Mmmm,  let me think about it . . . .  ‘kay, but I get 50%! 

Hmmmm . . .

What’s in it Eggy? Is it gold? Money? An inflatable cookie?

Even better! Come see the loot!  It’s wonderful!!

Great Scott! Comic books! Woo-hoo! I love comic books!

Lots o’ comics . . .

Awwwww . . . no money or cookies, but it’s still good loot. 

Check out all these cool adventures!

I know! These rock! 

Hee-hee! This one is hillarious! Good times . . .

OMG! These rock!

Hey! What’re you guys doing to my comics? They’re no longer mint condition! Bob’s getting very, very angry. . . . !

Bob’s getting angry . . . !

Oh no! Bob’s gonna kill us! Why me?!

I’m too epic to die!

 I just wet myself….good thing I’m still in diapers!

Mother . . .

Tasty Trap

Wow, there’s a rumbly in my tumbly . . . hmmm, I’m feelin’ sooooo hungry.  I should eat something . . . 

Rumbly in my tumbly . . .

Oh wait . . .  what’s this?  OMG, it’s a cookie!  Who would leave a yummy in an empty container?

Cookie?

Hmmmm, that cookie looks so lonely.  It needs a friend . . . Better put it in my tummy, but how do I get into the container ?  Guess I better try climbing in.

Come to daddy, Little Cookie . . .

This container is so slippery . . . Oh no, I’m falling in . . .  Ack!  Oh well, at least I have my cookie . . . Oh wait,  it’s a mirage!!  There is no cookie!  No fair!  OMG, now the lid has fallen!  Ack!  I’m trapped!  I’m a trapped Toad in a jar!!  Brother!!

Toad in a jar?! Help!!

Oh no! Bro! How did you get trapped in there?  Oh never mind. Let’s just get you outta here.

I’ll get you outta here, bro . . .

I bet that dastardly cephalopod Eggy did this to you.  When I find him . . . OMG!  Eggy, you’re in a jar too! How did this happen?!

I just wanted a cookie . . .waaaahhhhhhhh!

Waahhhhhhh!

Hmmmmmmm, if Eggy didn’t do this, then who is to blame?  And how do I save everyone?  Maybe if I go back to Toadie’s jar, I can find a way in . . . A-ha, I found a string! Where does it lead?

A string?

Hmmmm . . . .through the door handle . . .

Through the door handle . . .

Over the coffie maker . . .

Over the coffee maker . . .

Hmmmm . . . it leads up to these shelves, but I can’t climb or jump up that high.  Could the culprit still be up there?  And who could be the nasty perpetrator of this dastardly crime?  Now I’m getting very, very angry . . .  harumpf!

I’m gettin’ cross

Hee, hee . . . he doesn’t suspect me.  What a fungus head!  😀

Hee, hee . . .

This is quite the mystery . . .

What a mystery!

Searching for a Bad Egg

Oh, how I hate that dastardly cephalopod! Cooking Cousin Earl like that was just mean.   Hopefully now that he’s “wanted”, someone will find him, right bro.

Yeah . . . although Cousin Earl did taste pretty good . . . but that’s not the point, is it?  Let’s see what these critters have brought in.  They’re all lookin’ for reward money.

Everyone is lookin’ for reward money.

Oh, hey Kirby.   Did you find Eggy for us?

Uh-huh! Hiiiii!

Hiiiiiiii . . . .

Kirby! That’s not Eggy; that’s deodrant!  Silly Kirby! Next . . . (We’re in for a long, but nice day).

Hey Toads! It’s me! Bob! I found the little scoundrel!  Now pay up mushroom dudes!

Bob has captured something.

Sorry Bob that’s not Eggy either.  It’s a little purple octopus.  Geez, what’s the matter with everybody today?

Hello Toads!  It’s-a-mia!  Mario!  I-a-found the criminal for you!

I-a-found the little fella.

Uhhhh, I don’t think so Mario.  Eggy isn’t a piece of paper (and if he was, he’d be coloured better). Move along you moustached Italian dude!

Oh no, Kirby is back . . . Kirby, Eggy is a name and not an actual egg.    That’s just a water bottle; and just because there’s an egg on it doesn’t mean it’s Eggy.

Hiiiiii . . .

Kirby, go home!  Next!

Hulk found Eggy! Give Hulk moo-lah! 

Hmmmm, sorry Hulk. That’s not that a dastradly cephalopod.  It’s a purple octopus.  No moo-lah for you.

Hulk find Eggy

Grrrr! Hulk Smash! Ahhhhh!

Oh-no!

Hey there strong guys.  I found this little striped guy.  Is this your Eggy?

Hey fellas . . .

 Hmmm Lady, its the right colour but it looks too small . . .

The right colours, but too small . . .

Oh please call me Octavia.  You fungi are such polite little fellas.  

Gee thanks Miss Octavia.

Hmmmm, this lady looks familiar . . . Wonder how she looks without her hat  . . . 

What’s under this hat . . . a bowler!

Aha! Eggy!  I knew it!

******1 hour later******

I’m so glad we found that Eggy, bro.

It sure was nice to collect the reward money too.

So glad we found that Eggy

Whhaaa!  My poor doodle! 

Whaaa, my doodle!

That’ll teach that dastardly cephalopod from fooling us.

We did it!

That’s right bro.  No one pulls the wool over our eyes.  Get it:  we’re made of wool . . . ha, ha!

Game Freak

Hey bro,  check out this electronic machine.   It looks kinda future-ish.

Umm . . .  Bro maybe we should just leave it alone. We kinda have bad luck with machines.  Remeber last week’s fiasco with the vacuum?  Remember?  All the pain?

 Yeah maybe . . . Hey! Controllers! It’s a video game! Yay!

Controllers! Video games! Yay!

I’m all tingly in my happy place . . . quick, let’s put a game on.  🙂

TMI dude.  T-M-I . . . .**shakes head in exasperation**

Zoo-wee mama, check out all the games!  Which one should we choose bro?

Hmmm . . . how ’bout this one . . . Mario Kart . . . hmm, remember that Italian fella we knew back home?  Wasn’t his name Mario?  Didn’t he have a brother . . . .what was his name?  Louie something . . .

Hey bro, it’s us!!  There’s a cute Toad on the screen!  We’re famous bro!!

Look at me bro!  I’m driving.   Hee, hee . . . this is a lot of fun 🙂

I'm driving!

Heeeeeeeyyyy little mushroom dudes, can I play too?

Can I play too?

What?!  Eggy?!!  No way!

You’re one evil cephalopod!   You’re too dastardly to play our ol’ video game . . .

Waaaah,   you’re both so mean to me  . . . waaaaah . . .  You’ll be sorry . . . . **sob, sob**

Waaaah . . . .!

Come on bro let’s keep playing . . .

Hey! What happened to the game?  Where did all the pictures go?

This device will self-destruct . . .

Uh-oh!  That doesn’t look good . . . !!  Why does this keep happening to us . . . ?!!

Hold me bro, I’m scared!

Oh no! This isn't good!

KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

Kaboom!

Ack!  My head . . . Bro, why is your arm on my head?!  Bro, where are you?!  Bro!!! Ahhhhhhh!!

Ahhhhh!

Mwahahahahaha! I win! I win!

I win!

Little do those spore heads know that I am handy with a screw driver . . . I knew they wouldn’t let me play.  Luckily I prepared for such a response.

Tampering with the console

Hee, hee . . . . aren’t I a scamp?

A Suckin’ Tale

A Vacuum

Hey bro, check out this weird thing!

I think it’s called a “vacuum cleaner”.  Someone must have been cleaning house (not us . . . hee, hee)

What's this bro?

Hey this is actually kinda fun.  Look at me!  I climbed it bro!

I'm climbing this thing

Look at me!  I’m hanging out.  Get it?  I’m hanging on the cord . . . Ha ha!  I’m funny!  

Hangin' out!

Wheeee . . . . this is fun. Good thing nothing bad will happen. 

You said it bro.  How could a vacuum be a bad thing?

Nothin' bad can happen . . .

Dear god! What’s happening?!  It’s not just on . . . It’s alive! 

Oh no! Why does this always happen to us!?

Ah! It's alive!

Heeeeeyyy! It’s caught my feet!  My feet . . . my feet are stuck . . !  Help!  Bro!  Please help me!

Ah! It's sucking me up . . . !

Oh dear god!  It’s still inhaling me!  Brother, help me!  It’s sucking my feet up into its innards . . . I can’t break free . . . brother . . . heeeellllp!!

It's sucking me into its innards . . . !

I can’t . . . It’s got both of us!  Ack!  My face, my precious face . . . !  NOOOOOOOO!

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Ack! My face!

Arrrrgh . . . **muffle, muffle**

**muffle, muffle**

Ha ha!  My evil plan worked!  Mwahahahaha!

My evil plan is working

Hello tasty lookin’. You’re the purrr-fect snack.

Mmmm, I like seafood . . .

What? Hey you, furry whiskered thing . . . stop!   No kitty . . . bad kitty.  Don’t touch!   Ugh!

No kitty . . . bad kitty . . . don't touch that!

Mmmmm . . . meow . . .

Nothing to Report

Hmmm . . . move along, move along . . . there’s nothing to see here.

Move along . . . move along

Ummm, Toado can you be quiet?  I’m trying to rest and relax in my cozy sleeping bag (it’s really somebody’s slipper, but it fits so nicely).  I’ve invited some friends over for a sleepover, so shush!

Hee, hee . . . sleepover!

No Toads were hurt in the publication of this post–for once (although I can’t make any promise that I won’t knock off Toadie’s block–he is asking for it.  After all no one tells me to “shush”–no one!).

Nightie night!