Cuckoo for Crayons?

Hey, Eggy! Did you try to put a potato in your hat again?

Eggy, whatcha doin’?

Ya . . .  I guess I did.  Oh man . . . I guess I’m not the smartest knife in the crayon box.

Yup, I’m potato-y!

What?!  Wait, did you say knife?  Why would you keep knives in a crayon box?

What?! Knives?

Ummm . . . I don’t like to talk about it.

I don’t like to talk about it . . .