A Suckin’ Tale

A Vacuum

Hey bro, check out this weird thing!

I think it’s called a “vacuum cleaner”.  Someone must have been cleaning house (not us . . . hee, hee)

What's this bro?

Hey this is actually kinda fun.  Look at me!  I climbed it bro!

I'm climbing this thing

Look at me!  I’m hanging out.  Get it?  I’m hanging on the cord . . . Ha ha!  I’m funny!  

Hangin' out!

Wheeee . . . . this is fun. Good thing nothing bad will happen. 

You said it bro.  How could a vacuum be a bad thing?

Nothin' bad can happen . . .

Dear god! What’s happening?!  It’s not just on . . . It’s alive! 

Oh no! Why does this always happen to us!?

Ah! It's alive!

Heeeeeyyy! It’s caught my feet!  My feet . . . my feet are stuck . . !  Help!  Bro!  Please help me!

Ah! It's sucking me up . . . !

Oh dear god!  It’s still inhaling me!  Brother, help me!  It’s sucking my feet up into its innards . . . I can’t break free . . . brother . . . heeeellllp!!

It's sucking me into its innards . . . !

I can’t . . . It’s got both of us!  Ack!  My face, my precious face . . . !  NOOOOOOOO!

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Ack! My face!

Arrrrgh . . . **muffle, muffle**

**muffle, muffle**

Ha ha!  My evil plan worked!  Mwahahahaha!

My evil plan is working

Hello tasty lookin’. You’re the purrr-fect snack.

Mmmm, I like seafood . . .

What? Hey you, furry whiskered thing . . . stop!   No kitty . . . bad kitty.  Don’t touch!   Ugh!

No kitty . . . bad kitty . . . don't touch that!

Mmmmm . . . meow . . .

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