When last we left our beloved Toads, little ol’ Toadie was busy lookin’ inside a box he found under the bed . . . .(imagine your best announcer voice)
Hmmmm, I never saw this before. What’s inside this box . . . .
If I could just get the lid off . . . Its kinda heavy for those little ol’ yarny stubs I call arms . . .
Oh dear! What are these? Dolls? Strange creatures? Magical stuff? And not one little bit of stuffing in sight . . . .
We’re not monsters. We’re the “League of Super Evil” with members from DC and Marvel . . . Get a load of us! Hey Blob–grab that mushroom headed dude and crush is spore-filled head. Maybe we can have mushrooms for dinner tonight . . . .hahahaha!
Help me! Toado! They got me and they’re gonna rip my head off . . . . aaaaaahhhh!
Don’t worry citizen. We’ll save you. We’re superheroes–say hello to the Justice League, the X-Men and the Avengers. We’ll save you from the horde of horrible fiends.
If it’s a battle you want, goody-goody two-shoes, we’ll give you a battle royale! Let’s get ’em! We have an army!
You have an army. We have a Hulk!
Oh no! Cousin Earl, what’s happened to you! Where’s your stuffing?! OMG! Aaaaaaaahhhhh! Hulk! You monster!
When will the madness end . . . .