Hee, hee! Check out my new ‘stache. Don’t it look epic? Hey ladies . . . .
Check out the 'stache!
Hey bro, check out my moo-stachie?
Not a moo-stachie?
Um, little bro, have you got spores for brains–oh wait, you do. Never mind . . . but seriously your ‘stache is in the wrong place! You’ve got a uni-brow . . . not cool with the ladies. Let me fix it for you.
Let me help you bro.
Thanks bro. Now I look hip. Think the ladies will like this better?
A proper moo-stachie
Ummm . . . . sure bro. Whatever you say . . . *smirk, smirk*
That's not a 'stache. This is a 'stache!
What a pair of posers . . . *sigh*
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