Hey bro, you wanna . . . OMG, what’s on the table? Bro, what is that?!
It’s, it’s, it’s a plastic menace (so I’m a fan of George Lucas. So sue me–ah please, don’t really sue me)!
Newcomers: Luigi, Mario, Yoshi and Toad
OMG its some kind of Toad impostor? Kinda like a clone . . . OMG its attack of the clone (Again, George Lucas fan–oh so sorry, but you can’t blame me; after all, I’m only fungus. I’ve got spores for brains).
Hatching an evil plan . . .
No brother, we’ve got fluff for brains–hee, hee! But seriously brother, whatta we gonna do? We gotta get rid of these plasta-posers (Get it? They’re plastic and they’re posers too).
Oha no, we justa wanna be friends. We no bad. Mama mia . . . Leave the gun; take the cannoli . . . oha no, wrong movie 😦
We don’t believe you, plastic Mario–if that’s you’re real name. We got you covered–with this net! Ha, we’re too fast for you impostors. Now you’re all trapped.
Trapped in a net
Bro, I’ll carry these dudes away and hide them in a chest or maybe throw them in the wood room where the squirrel can chew on them . . . hee, hee. We’re fast and furious funghi. 🙂
Taking out the trash . . .
No bro, we’re notoriously nice, but some times we gotta protect our precious pad from pretenders, parasites and poachers.