Edible Toad?

Hey bro, checkout this dessert type thing . . . what does it remind you of?

Is it cake?

Ummmm . . . is it a cake? It’s cake, isn’t it?

Of course it’s cake!

D’uh!  Of course it’s cake. But what kind of cake? Take a closer look.  Does it look familiar?

Does it look familiar?

Oh yeah, it’s a Toad cake! Cool.   🙂

Very cool 🙂

Wait, that’s not cool! What are they doin’ to that Toad cake bro?

Don’t worry bro.  It’s just some candles . . . to celebrate something . . . ummm, maybe its somebody’s birthday–or something . . .

I dunno bro.  I don’t like fire.  There’s fire on that cake.  Can’t be very good for the cake . . . . Wait bro, what’s that sharp knife thing doing to the cake?

Oh no!

Noooooo . . .  !!

Nooooo . . . !

You monsters!  How could anyone hurt a defenseless Toad?!

You monsters!

The horror . . . the horror . . . 😦

Crazy Comics

Hey bro!  Look at this cool box! Let’s check it out!

What’s in this box?

No way hozay bro! I’m not getting beaten up again! Remember last time? That hurt!

I remember getting beaten up by super villains . . .

Right bro, good point. Hey, I got an idea.  Let’s get Eggerten to open it.

Shhhhh, don’t use his real name.  He’ll get all “octopi” on you.

Right bro.  Hey Eggy! Get over here and check out this box for us!

Mmmm,  let me think about it . . . .  ‘kay, but I get 50%! 

Hmmmm . . .

What’s in it Eggy? Is it gold? Money? An inflatable cookie?

Even better! Come see the loot!  It’s wonderful!!

Great Scott! Comic books! Woo-hoo! I love comic books!

Lots o’ comics . . .

Awwwww . . . no money or cookies, but it’s still good loot. 

Check out all these cool adventures!

I know! These rock! 

Hee-hee! This one is hillarious! Good times . . .

OMG! These rock!

Hey! What’re you guys doing to my comics? They’re no longer mint condition! Bob’s getting very, very angry. . . . !

Bob’s getting angry . . . !

Oh no! Bob’s gonna kill us! Why me?!

I’m too epic to die!

 I just wet myself….good thing I’m still in diapers!

Mother . . .

Seeking Asylum

Hmmm, never been in this room before . . .

Is it safe?

Don’t worry guys.  This room should be a good place to hide.  That freaky deaky Toadette won’t find us in here.  And neither will her monster.

What’s in here?

Hey what’s this stuff behind the door?

Hey look at me!  I’m Super Egg!

Super Egg!

This is fun.  We can climb these giant vines (mmmmm . . . smells like coconut).   Wheeeeeee . . .

Whee, look at me!

Eeeek, I’m stuck!  Help me brother.  I think this vine is trying to strangle me . . . . ack!

Help brother . . . I’m stuck!

How ’bout we stop climbing vines and check out this big mountain.  It almost looks like one of the beds in our room–only much, much bigger.

Hmmmm, what’s this?

Maybe its one of those electric blanket thingies . . .try it out Eggy.

What’s this? An electric blankie thingie?

Feels cozy . . . and snug. 

Wonder what this button does?

Aaaackkk!  What’s happening . . . I can’t breathe–this thing is squeezing me!  I can’t feel my doodle!

Ack! Can’t breathe! Too tight . . .

How do I stop this thing!

Bro, stop touching stuff!  No more buttons!

Stop pushing buttons!

How ’bout checkin’ out what’s over this ridge . . .

What’s over the ridge?

What’s that?

Could it be another ridge?

Another ridge?

Feels cozy amd comfy  . . .

Comfy

Pew! What’s that smell?  Ack! It’s got me trapped!

Ack! Something smells . . .

Ahhhhh!  It’s a giant!  Help me bro!

Help!

Help you?  Who’s gonna help me?!  Ahhhh . . . !

It’s Alive!

Wwwwhat are we doin’ here bro?  It’s dark and creepy.  I’m scared out of my spores . . . 

Don’t worry bro.  We’re trying to find out what that dastardly female fungus is up to.  I need to know if she’s finished creating her monster.  Maybe we can stop her.  Shhhh, I hear something . . .

Muah-hahaha

Muah-hahaha!  Those little boy toys will be pooping in their diapers when they see my latest creation . . . 

I just need a little electrical activity to get the juice flowing into my monster . . . she needs to be alive!

It’s not quite alive . . .

But why did we bring along that cephalopod?  He’s even more scared than me.

Bro, he’s a victim of Toadette too.  He deserves to know what’s going too.

Aaaaaaahhhhhhh!  Get it off!  Get it off!

Aaaahhhh!

Spiders!  Ahhhhh!

What the . . . ?!!

Aaahhhhh!

Ackkkk, there’s one on me too!!  Help!

There’s one on me! Help!

OMG!  There’s a big one on me too . . . **muffle, muffle**

Aaahhhhh!

Oh god, I’m gonna be spider chow!  

I’m spider chow . . . !!

Hmmmm, wonder where my spider pets are?  No worries.  Those carnivorous arachnids can fend for themselves. I’ll just have to teach them to stay away from my monster when she comes to life . . . muah-hahah!

😉

Double Trouble

Hey peeps, check out our uber awesome sports car (please ignore the chicken on the side).  Isn’t this great!  We’ve been giving her spin ’round the place, just to see how fast it can go . . . vroooom, vrooom!!

Vroom, vroom!

Yeah it’s epic–like me!

Ummm, don’t think you’re that epic bro.  But you’re right that this is one sweet ride.  I think I’ll call her Susan.

Wheee . . .

And you’re a very good driver too bro.

Gee thanks bro.  Let’s check out the rest of this place.  Maybe we’ll go a little faster .  .  .

Watch out!  Not too fast!  Don’t wanna crash into the coffee table or the cat . . . aaaahhhhh . . . .

Not too fast . . .

Hey stop bro.  I see something strange up ahead . . .

Hmmmm, who’s that up there?  There’s someone under the light . . .

Let’s climb this big brown mountain and hide behind this ridge. 

Who’s that?

OMG!  It’s the container culprit!

OMG!  It’s Toadette . . . hold me!  I’m scared!

She’s sewing something . . . oh dear heavens, it looks like she’s making another Toadette!!

Making another Toadette . . . !!

Noooo!!

Ahhhhhh!!

OMG!!

Heaven help us!  Now we’ll have double the trouble!  And twice the pain.

I don’t wanna go in two jars!!