Perfect Couple? Part 1

Oh no! It’s Toadette!

Wahhhhhhhhhh!

Eeeek! Toadette!

And she’s with somebody! 

Wahhhhhhhhhh!

I’m Shroomy, Toadette’s sister 🙂

Oh be quiet you silly toads! I just wanted you to meet my new sister, Shroomy.

Oh you’re diabolical and . . . Heyyyyyyy, who’s the cutie?

I’m Shroomy. Who are you?

Nyahahaha. You’re purty. I’m Toady.

You’re cute!

Bro, what’s happening to you?! You look strange. Are you sick?

Yup . . . I got it soooo bad . . . LOVE sickness!

I got it bad . . . !!

So, Shroomy,  wanna hang out some time? Just you and me. . .

Sure! You seem like a nice guy. Let’s go.

YAY! My first Girlfriend! Yippee!

Yay! I’ve got a girlfriend!

NOOOO brother! The horror! WHHHHHHYYYYY?!

NOOOO!  How could you sister?! Why?

Oh no!

What? You don’t like this either, Toadette?

What if we teamed up against this?  To break up the couple . . . 

Hmmm, I never thought I’d say this but. . . Truce?

Truce. Let’s do this! ( and as quickly as possible. This guy smells )

TO BE CONTINUED?

Crazy Comics

Hey bro!  Look at this cool box! Let’s check it out!

What’s in this box?

No way hozay bro! I’m not getting beaten up again! Remember last time? That hurt!

I remember getting beaten up by super villains . . .

Right bro, good point. Hey, I got an idea.  Let’s get Eggerten to open it.

Shhhhh, don’t use his real name.  He’ll get all “octopi” on you.

Right bro.  Hey Eggy! Get over here and check out this box for us!

Mmmm,  let me think about it . . . .  ‘kay, but I get 50%! 

Hmmmm . . .

What’s in it Eggy? Is it gold? Money? An inflatable cookie?

Even better! Come see the loot!  It’s wonderful!!

Great Scott! Comic books! Woo-hoo! I love comic books!

Lots o’ comics . . .

Awwwww . . . no money or cookies, but it’s still good loot. 

Check out all these cool adventures!

I know! These rock! 

Hee-hee! This one is hillarious! Good times . . .

OMG! These rock!

Hey! What’re you guys doing to my comics? They’re no longer mint condition! Bob’s getting very, very angry. . . . !

Bob’s getting angry . . . !

Oh no! Bob’s gonna kill us! Why me?!

I’m too epic to die!

 I just wet myself….good thing I’m still in diapers!

Mother . . .

Seeking Asylum

Hmmm, never been in this room before . . .

Is it safe?

Don’t worry guys.  This room should be a good place to hide.  That freaky deaky Toadette won’t find us in here.  And neither will her monster.

What’s in here?

Hey what’s this stuff behind the door?

Hey look at me!  I’m Super Egg!

Super Egg!

This is fun.  We can climb these giant vines (mmmmm . . . smells like coconut).   Wheeeeeee . . .

Whee, look at me!

Eeeek, I’m stuck!  Help me brother.  I think this vine is trying to strangle me . . . . ack!

Help brother . . . I’m stuck!

How ’bout we stop climbing vines and check out this big mountain.  It almost looks like one of the beds in our room–only much, much bigger.

Hmmmm, what’s this?

Maybe its one of those electric blanket thingies . . .try it out Eggy.

What’s this? An electric blankie thingie?

Feels cozy . . . and snug. 

Wonder what this button does?

Aaaackkk!  What’s happening . . . I can’t breathe–this thing is squeezing me!  I can’t feel my doodle!

Ack! Can’t breathe! Too tight . . .

How do I stop this thing!

Bro, stop touching stuff!  No more buttons!

Stop pushing buttons!

How ’bout checkin’ out what’s over this ridge . . .

What’s over the ridge?

What’s that?

Could it be another ridge?

Another ridge?

Feels cozy amd comfy  . . .

Comfy

Pew! What’s that smell?  Ack! It’s got me trapped!

Ack! Something smells . . .

Ahhhhh!  It’s a giant!  Help me bro!

Help!

Help you?  Who’s gonna help me?!  Ahhhh . . . !

It’s Alive!

Wwwwhat are we doin’ here bro?  It’s dark and creepy.  I’m scared out of my spores . . . 

Don’t worry bro.  We’re trying to find out what that dastardly female fungus is up to.  I need to know if she’s finished creating her monster.  Maybe we can stop her.  Shhhh, I hear something . . .

Muah-hahaha

Muah-hahaha!  Those little boy toys will be pooping in their diapers when they see my latest creation . . . 

I just need a little electrical activity to get the juice flowing into my monster . . . she needs to be alive!

It’s not quite alive . . .

But why did we bring along that cephalopod?  He’s even more scared than me.

Bro, he’s a victim of Toadette too.  He deserves to know what’s going too.

Aaaaaaahhhhhhh!  Get it off!  Get it off!

Aaaahhhh!

Spiders!  Ahhhhh!

What the . . . ?!!

Aaahhhhh!

Ackkkk, there’s one on me too!!  Help!

There’s one on me! Help!

OMG!  There’s a big one on me too . . . **muffle, muffle**

Aaahhhhh!

Oh god, I’m gonna be spider chow!  

I’m spider chow . . . !!

Hmmmm, wonder where my spider pets are?  No worries.  Those carnivorous arachnids can fend for themselves. I’ll just have to teach them to stay away from my monster when she comes to life . . . muah-hahah!

😉

Double Trouble

Hey peeps, check out our uber awesome sports car (please ignore the chicken on the side).  Isn’t this great!  We’ve been giving her spin ’round the place, just to see how fast it can go . . . vroooom, vrooom!!

Vroom, vroom!

Yeah it’s epic–like me!

Ummm, don’t think you’re that epic bro.  But you’re right that this is one sweet ride.  I think I’ll call her Susan.

Wheee . . .

And you’re a very good driver too bro.

Gee thanks bro.  Let’s check out the rest of this place.  Maybe we’ll go a little faster .  .  .

Watch out!  Not too fast!  Don’t wanna crash into the coffee table or the cat . . . aaaahhhhh . . . .

Not too fast . . .

Hey stop bro.  I see something strange up ahead . . .

Hmmmm, who’s that up there?  There’s someone under the light . . .

Let’s climb this big brown mountain and hide behind this ridge. 

Who’s that?

OMG!  It’s the container culprit!

OMG!  It’s Toadette . . . hold me!  I’m scared!

She’s sewing something . . . oh dear heavens, it looks like she’s making another Toadette!!

Making another Toadette . . . !!

Noooo!!

Ahhhhhh!!

OMG!!

Heaven help us!  Now we’ll have double the trouble!  And twice the pain.

I don’t wanna go in two jars!!